Confessions of a Mad Man

Unbelievable Conversations

2007-10-29T23:53:24Z

I won't reveal the other person in this party for the simple fact that I think I would be embarrassed if you knew their identity. Me: Uhhhh....WHAT are you doing? UnNamed Conversationalist (UC): What? There's still pineapple here on the core. Me...

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Who Are You? And What Did You Do With My Mother?

2007-10-13T21:51:53Z

I knew it was going to be a long day. I guess it's my own fault that I ignored the signs. The fun started when Mom woke me up bright and early on my Saturday morning to ask if I wanted to go Christmas shopping. If you know me at all, then you kn...

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There Are Some Topics That Should NEVER Be Discussed

2007-10-08T21:55:53Z

I don't care how much you love your parents, it is always awkward when your mom or dad gets a brand spankin' new significant other. It is even more awkward when your mom wants to talk "shop" with you. It makes absolutely no difference that you're...

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To Kegel or Not To Kegel. Is that really the Question?

2007-09-27T17:39:13Z

I get it. I really do. But do you (read: women) really have to Kegel at the gym? Kegel at your desk. Kegel at the grocery store. Kegel in your car. Kegel at home. Kegel while you're making dinner. Kegel while you're having sex. But please, is it ...

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The Big O

2007-09-25T17:42:09Z

I was driving home from the store today when one of my favorite radio stations posted a question to their general public. Does Oprah have enough influence to push a Presidential candidate into office? My inital reaction was calculated, thoughtfu...

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My Confessions

2007-09-24T21:07:02Z

I always wanted to write like a man. Maybe today, I will.

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