1 post tagged “is this my life?”
I won't reveal the other person in this party for the simple fact that I think I would be embarrassed if you knew their identity.
Me: Uhhhh....WHAT are you doing?
UnNamed Conversationalist (UC): What? There's still pineapple here on the core.
Me: Yeah, but I just put that in the trash.
UC: So?
Me: You're eating out of the TRASH!
UC: It didn't touch the ground, did it?
Me: No.
UC: So what's the big deal?
Me: It's the TRASH!
UC: Oh...well...uh...
Me: *Rolls eyes, nearly gags, while noting that there is still plenty of good/available pineapple that hasn't been IN THE TRASH!*
If I'm not mistaken, this now officially makes my life exactly like a Seinfeld eppy.
